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-- William Shakespeare, Hamlet

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A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.

-- Pierre Burton, Canadian Author

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Laugh At Life ... You'll Live Longer and Have More Fun!!!

My problems started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers. -- Woody Allen

People's eyes glaze over when you say, "Canada." Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something. -- Sondra Gotlieb, wife of the former Canadian ambassador to the U.S., in 1982

Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the former Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax free. -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways: firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly, high-pitched whine. -- Monty Python Speaks!

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Last Update: October 28, 2012.

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